Smell the cheese

Wake up and the smell the cheese- perhaps it will be stilton

Cheese, cheese, cheese

Have you ever considered how many types of cheese there are in this world.

No?

Well here is the answer:





THERE ARE FAR TOO MANY CHEESES IN THE WORLD

OK, back again

Here is an update.
The cheese has matured. There are two aspects to Fernandomando, and this one is not a bassoon.

good to be back

MY FRIEND

Friends of Fernandomando will always be friends, whether they are here, there or in the next world. Here's to white russians on the roof, mountain biking in arctic conditions, drinking too much, and friendship.

FERNANDOMANDO CONSIDERED YOU A GREAT FRIEND. YOU WILL NOT BE FORGOTTEN.

THERE IS A SICKNESS...

And that sickness is

Animal Cruelty

Fernandomando will never endanger cats. That is his solemn oath.

HE IS AMONG US

Reflect on the true nature of the FernandoMando. It is not how you shall be judged, it is not when you will be judged.

IT IS WHERE YOU WILL BE JUDGED.

In a Court of Law? In a War Crimes Tribunal? In the political arena? In a media frenzy?

NO

You will be judged at the Chale Show

IT CANNOT BE

I have just heard the new David Hasselhoff song. I listened to it with disgust.

It was not disgust at the tuneful melodies. It was not disgust at the competent dance routine.

IT WAS DISGUST AT THE MESSAGE.

The message of this song appears to be to get into the car of an insistent stranger. The young girls are obviously reluctant, yet a middle aged man in a 'flash' car is doing his utmost to persuade them to 'get in the car'.

Were we not taught from a young age that this sort of thing leads to terrible consequences. We were. Those consequences are

STRANGER DANGER

Look at the link to stranger danger and make up your own mind. How can one of the icons of youth deliver such a message to young children?